Hmmmm. How 'Bout This One, Then?

Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's not. But I get the distinct feeling that NO ONE IS READING MY CRAP ANYMORE. Too much preachy, not enough boogery? I don't know, but let's see how many comments/hits I get from this one:

Nestle Caramel Crunch bars may very possibly be the best damn candy on the planet. (This excludes, of course, Nestle's 100 Grand bar, which IS the best damn candy on the planet.