It's cool to be 3.

Because, when you're a 3-year old girl, it is quite okay, and actually can be very charming, to hold a conversation with your dress pulled up over your head. This is not so if you are, say, in your 30's. Doing this while in the company of others can result in a whole set of new friends, or jail time. Which can also result in a whole set of new friends.

I would like to be three again.