Open Letter to the Employees and Shoppers at the Grocery Store Who Pushed Past Me While I Was Balancing a Gallon of Milk and a Child on Both Arms:
I Got a Lot of Problems With You People!
posted by HappyFunBall at 11:06:00 PM | |
I have a venomous, hate-filled, putrid little mouth. Or, I could just be drunk. Send me enough money, and I'll tell you.
Who's Been Talking about me?!?
"My weasel thanks you, my ferret thanks you, and I thank you."
--Serephin, 43rd State Blues
"Ahhhh. Thank you. Quaaludes would be lovely."--Flamingo Jones, Off The Cuff
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