More Words of Wisdom

This comes from The People's Court. Parents/caregivers/toilet users everywhere, heed these words:

"The natural position [for a toilet seat] is down. You let a 2 year old fall in the toilet one time, you learn that the natural position is down."

Now, however wise and enlightening this statement is, the case itself was about an elevator. I don't know what toilet seats have to do with it, but I'm sure Geraldo Rivera will be all over this, once he gets my e-mail.