Business As Usual

I will be posting sporadically-er over the next couple of weeks. I'm very busy doing super secret stuff that involves such things as gift baskets, cakewalks, and begging strangers for gifts and monetary donations.

Speaking of gifts from strangers, I received my super spectacular prize from The Son of Cheese today, and you can't get much stranger than him. I've tried, believe me, but I ended up with a bruised collarbone and at least two broken ribs. Although it wasn't an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, it was spectacular, so thanks to Derek for that.

And that's all I got for today, kids. Try not to shoot your eyes out.