Sunday, September 25, 2005

What a Bust, I'm Such a Boob

I try and try to put out a quality product, doing my best to provide the world at large with fact-based, sincere and enlightening discourse on the state of things, keeping myself abreast on current events and other really important shit. So, I'm sure you can understand my disappointment when I discovered that I only came in 5th in Google search hits for nasty nipple clamps.

I just can't fucking win.

(However, despite my utter and complete defeat, I now have a partial answer to that age old question: Are nipple clamps tax-deductible? Score!)

3 Comments:

Blogger MPH said...

Maybe if you would say nicer things about me then you would have placed higher.

6:24 PM  
Blogger HappyFunBall said...

Um ... your boobs ARE'NT lopsided?

8:07 PM  
Blogger HappyFunBall said...

Aren't. AREN'T.

8:08 PM  

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