I Got a Lot of Problems With You People!
Just to let you all know, I haven't, as yet, choked on a sandwich. There is a whole helluva lot going on in my life, and it's just so damn interesting, I may even share it with you all. Or I could just go drink. I might even post a picture of a cat, but just to piss off Pops. Yeah, that's always a good idea, so here goes: (More on the rest, later.)
posted by HappyFunBall at 7:00:00 PM | |
I have a venomous, hate-filled, putrid little mouth. Or, I could just be drunk. Send me enough money, and I'll tell you.
Buttons Aren't Toys!
Who's Been Talking about me?!?
"My weasel thanks you, my ferret thanks you, and I thank you."
--Serephin, 43rd State Blues
"Ahhhh. Thank you. Quaaludes would be lovely."--Flamingo Jones, Off The Cuff
"I love golden showers! Wee!" -- MPH, Heightened Thoughts
"The cat has a nicer shirt." -- Kevin Hayden, The American Street
"We're a simple, literal-minded sort relying entirely on YOU to 1) keep us entertained and b) never EVER lead us astray." -- Pops, Pops' Bucket
"A crazy-ass rollercoaster ride through a demented mind..." Steph, Steph's Stuff
2 Comments:
I read a book one time, and the main character's girlfriend was always asking him how much he loved her, but she would say it in funny ways, like, "Do you love me more than there are pictures of peoples' cats on the internet?"
And now I like seeing peoples' cats on the internet. TA-DA!
Sunny-Yes, yes, very interesting, and all that. Where's the beer and chocolate, girlie?
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