...But, These Go to Eleventerhooks!

First, it's good to be back. No, wait ... First, my computer sucks, second, it's good to be back. We're out a cool hundred, but it could have been worse, my computer doesn't suck so much anymore ... and let's move on.

We've made an offer on a dwelling, a residence, a piece of earth that isn't so much ... HERE anymore, and after letting us stew all day, they have called and accepted. They have ... what's that?!? ACCEPTED?!? Sweet holy fuck, what the hell?!? I mean, oh, good, we're homeowners now. No ... wait ... I'm sorry, my first reaction was the right one.

SWEET HOLY FUCK, WHAT THE HELL?!?

Oh, yeah, and the: Oh good, we're homeowners now stuff, too.