Where Have All the Good Posts Gone?

And where are all the fans?

I have little, if any, funny going on in my life right now. I could try and put together something, 'phoning it in', as the kids are saying nowadays. I could do a lot of things, but I'm not gonna. Instead, I'm going to just rely on you, my loyal and dedicated fans (all 6 of you). Ask me questions, I'll answer them, and hopefully I'll be able to make at least one person spray milk out of their nose (hopefully from laughter, and not some unfortunate medical condition).

What?!? It could happen!