Best Laid Plans of Pack ... Mice and Garbagemen

We were supposed to have a garage/moving sale today, but the fucktards lovely people who manage the place wouldn't let us put up signs. No signs + non-functioning mental telepathy + fire codes restricting smoke signal = a huge pile of crap to deal with. Not just any crap, but crap that's too good to give/throw away, but a real pain in the ass to pack. I'm thinking ebay, I'm thinking put up signs anyway, I'm thinking rental insurance policy and a suspicious fire...