Things I'd Like to See:

A Price is Right contestant attacking another because they were outbid by a dollar.

A Disney cartoon couple breaking off from a kiss, and having a saliva string between them.

Ireland.

A reality show featuring challenges such as wrestling pot-bellied pigs for bubble gum, and chasing voles while drunk. (Preferably, the chaser would be the drunk one, but drunk voles could work, too.) Oh, wait ... Never mind.

Robin Williams to be funny again.

John Leguizamo ... doing anything. Clothes purely optional.

A graceful way to end this list.


(*Addendum: This has nothing to do with the list, but is just an example of what Trackback does, for Pops et al.)