How Do I Love He?

Let me count the ways.

Reason #38742 why I adore my husband and will willingly do things with him that I wouldn't do willingly with other people:

He spouts off sentences like this on a regular basis: "You're very big on spleens."

I mean, really. Who wouldn't love that? (YOU won't, that's RIGHT. Because I'm very big on spleens.)