Crappe au Lait

Regular readers of this blog (all 3 of you) may have noticed that I'm not particularly fond of people in general, and at least 16 of them specifically. (If you have to ask if you are one of them, then you probably are. I'm just sayin'.)

So, what is the best course of action for someone like me? Why, buy and run a small coffee shop, of course. Which is just exactly what I've done, and now I stand around and schlep Exorbitantly Priced Coffee to The Man on a fairly regular basis.

Woe to the public.