Come and Get Me, Stalkers!

Location revealing information to follow:

I've got a septic tank pump truck stuck in my front yard. Which will eventually become my back yard, but that's beside the point.

If anyone has a yen to come and start hanging out in what's left of the bushes lining my street, come on down. He's been there for over 45 minutes, and I'm guessing he'll have to just live there now.

Who needs pink flamingos? I've got a SHIT TRUCK on my LAWN.