Elephantine Drag Queen Space Saver of DOOOOOOM.

I'd tell you all to go here to order, but too bad, kids! They're all sold out.

My kid is currently desperately trying to cough up an internal organ. So far, all he's managed to do is deposit his breakfast all over my bed. And I don't mean from out of a BOWL, either.

So, that's all for tonight, folks.