Friday, March 24, 2006

Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Day To Stop Having a Brain Tumor for Breakfast

(Phone call excerpt from this morning.)

Me: Two weeks ago, I ordered a dumpster to be delivered on Thursday, and it never showed up.

Her: When is your service day?

Me: ... For my regular trash pickup? Monday.

Her: OK, then. It will be delivered on Saturday.

My Brain: *POP*


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