Cleaning Like a Mo Fo/My Friend the Llama
I have a friend, I'll call her Llama, mostly because A) I think it's funny and B) she lives far away, and can't hit me with something heavy. Llama is a swell kinda girl, known for her willingness to drop a care package in the mail just to make a friend feel pretty. She's also able to make me laugh so hard I damn near wet myself. Both very good qualities in a person.
Anyway, I recently told her that I've been pacing myself, taking my time cleaning my house to ensure that I continue to have something to do. We both agreed that that was just ... really really pathetic. She then said I should "Clean like a mo fo, get caught up, then write write write!" At first I had the mental image of cleaning the house wearing a big purple hat and a faux leopard fur trench coat, but apparently that's not cleaning like a mo fo, that's cleaning like a pimp. It also requires a set of bitches that I can smack around and make do the cleaning for me. Since I lack the manpower and the wardrobe, I guess I'll do the mo fo cleaning.
Then that leaves the writing, which is the hard part.
posted by HappyFunBall at 8:46:00 PM | |
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...but apparently that's not cleaning like a mo fo, that's cleaning like a pimp...You just made milk come out of my nose!
Hooray! My work here is done.
we here where I work are all mofos, or so the story goes. Apparently, those who would desire to give our collective mothers a good rodgering (to borrow phrasings from those Brits) go about their business with a fervor, the likes of which hasn't been seen since Custer got his ass whipped by those indiginous folks in Montana.
I'm gonna go back to building car ads (like a mofo). You're funny.
I'm gonna leave the analysis of the term alone - but if you find anyone (pimp, mo fo, llama - I don't care) who enjoys cleaning house - please send them my way!
Nothing that complicated about a mo-fo - it's simply a MOther F***ker.
I do everything like a mo-fo - and I'm not entirely sure either how a mo-fo does things - but they do things fast and hard.
Now please come clean MY house like a mo-fo!? :-)
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Yeah, mofo = motherfluffer. I go about saying things like "her legs were shaking like a mofo" and then I have to explain that mofos' legs shake a lot. It makes for interesting conversations. But I don't know how one would really go about doing things like a mofo. Would that be sneaky? Or rude? Or with your pants around your ankles?
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