Google Me This...

It has come to my attention that there is a trend among my fellow bloggers, of reporting what amusing phrase or keywords on Google led unsuspecting souls to their site. So, after researching several Very Important Things extensively for 15 minutes, I got bored and took a nap. Then I came up with the most effective way to maintain my competitive edge: I'd cheat.

That being said, here are some ready-made keywords guaranteed to bring in an eclectic and high class mixture of readers.

Cheddar Cheese Monkey Sex
Mayonnaise Soup on Toast
Nuns on Rollerblades
Beef Jerkey
Rampant Incestuous Llama Porn
BOOGER!!!!

Now, we wait.