Geraldo Rivera has nothing on me.

I spent the day cleaning out the back of my fridge. While doing such tasks, my mind tends to wander onto such subjects as: The Dalai Lama vs. Rachel from Friends. The conclusion being that, although the Dalai Lama may provide better food for one's mind, Rachel looks better in a mini-skirt. The other thought that kept rattling around in my head was that I am never going to eat again.

But the good news is that I may have found Jimmy Hoffa.