Coming Soon, to a Bookstore Near YOU!

http://www.davebarry.com/events.html

I haven't read the book yet, but it's DAVE BARRY. And he, like, writes books and stuff. Do I go? Do I ask him to sign a copy of my book? My chest? Or do I get to the front of the line, stammer and stare at him in shock until the security guards haul me out, twitching and drooling?

I so worry about such things.