Since Martha Stewart is in jail now ...

I'd figure it'd be safe to discuss the state of my kitchen. My refrigerator, at least. I started to clean it out today, and I'll spare y'all the gory details. I do, however, have a tip for the young kids out there, who are just starting out on their own and may not fully understand the complexities of household maintenance. Are you ready? Have your paper and pen ready? Sure? Okay, here it is:

Macaroni and cheese is NOT supposed to be red.

This will be on the quiz.