More Wisdom from The People's Court

1) When trying to come across as a non-racist person, try and avoid this phrase: "I have friends who are black."
2) When trying to appear as a rational, intelligent adult on national television, do NOT bring your necessary documents in a M&M folder.
3) If your wife continues to speak, even after uttering such Darwin Award Winning phrases such as "I have friends who are black." the stun gun and duct tape route would probably be your best chance of winning the case.
4) On the off chance that this doesn't work, it's probably a good idea to relieve the black baliff of his billy club and gun before she starts demonstrating her non-racistness by telling him "You people sure can dance!"