He Said/She Said

Top 10 Things There Is Never Enough of an Opportunity to Say:

1) Drop the Beanie Baby, 'fore I bust a cap in yo ass!

2) Oh, Bitch, please!

3) Piss off and die, you fucking nilly-wuggums.

4) If I promise to not get sick on your shoes, will you give me a twenty?

5) There is a ferret in my pants, and I couldn't be happier.

6) Is that a ferret in your pants, or are you just really weird?

7) Say cheese, mother-fucker.

8) Once upon a time, there was a princess, and everybody died of the plague. The End.

9) Boogity-Boogity-Shoop.

10) I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN.