And ... TIME!
Does anybody know the expiration date on New Years Resolutions? Because, if it's anything under 10 days, I'm toast.
posted by HappyFunBall at 4:27:00 PM | |
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4 Comments:
Did you tell anybody about your resolutions? Because if you didn't, you're off the hook. If you did, your resolution next year should be to keep your resolutions to yourself.
Well, let's see ... My husband, my mom ... oh, yeah, and the INTERNET. Yeah, I'm hosed. (But Lemony Snicket is still an asshole.)
Don't worry, the internet doesn't count. By now, everybody knows that anything they read on the internet is probably bullshit anyway.
What the crap?
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