I Got a Lot of Problems With You People!
posted by HappyFunBall at 11:32:00 PM | |
I have a venomous, hate-filled, putrid little mouth. Or, I could just be drunk. Send me enough money, and I'll tell you.
Buttons Aren't Toys!
Who's Been Talking about me?!?
"My weasel thanks you, my ferret thanks you, and I thank you."
--Serephin, 43rd State Blues
"Ahhhh. Thank you. Quaaludes would be lovely."--Flamingo Jones, Off The Cuff
"I love golden showers! Wee!" -- MPH, Heightened Thoughts
"The cat has a nicer shirt." -- Kevin Hayden, The American Street
"We're a simple, literal-minded sort relying entirely on YOU to 1) keep us entertained and b) never EVER lead us astray." -- Pops, Pops' Bucket
"A crazy-ass rollercoaster ride through a demented mind..." Steph, Steph's Stuff
3 Comments:
God, ain't it the truth?
I was a bit intimidated at first, but I finally came to grips with the fact that I'm an utter whore for attention.
Your stuff makes me giggle, HFB! Keep it up! And if you make it big as a writer, keep me in mind. God knows I need some friends in the industry ;-)
ha ha!
Irb-First you're a damn dirty hippy, now you're an attention whore. Hmmm ... when you talk to yourself, do you answer? (Best Dr. Phil voice: "How's that workin' for ya?")
Homeless Comic-I thought I saw you out of the corner of my eye. Now, would you go stalk the neighbors? They're way more interesting than I am, and better dressed, too.
Yoli-Of course I'm not talking to you. You have an ostrich on your site. And people with ostriches are COOL.
Derek-ho ho! Ya mofo.
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