So, It's Not Elvis. Sue Me.

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." *

(Disclaimer: Yes, this is a sad, pathetic little attempt at a post. [MPH, mock at will.] I will hopefully be back in full-on, crazy ass 'what the fuck is she on' mode soon. Or not.)

*Addendum: I am not on anything other than my ass, at the moment. And, for those of you who are wondering what the fuck I'm on about, here ya go: The dude looks like Mark Twain. Mark Twain has been incorrectly quoted as saying the above. And at the time of posting, I truly thought it was clever. Bite me.