Finally, a Resolution I Can Get Behind.

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Molest more hamsters. Get your resolution here

So, I said I didn't make resolutions. Except this one, and those furry little fuckers are just asking for it.

Many thanks to Flamingo Jones for allowing me the freedom to show my true self, and creep everyone out just a little more than usual. Looks to be a good year.